Why I dislike batman.
Being left at home alone every morning in St.Petersburg (my exams usually start at 4 p.m.) made me addicted to the TV channel for kids. Seriously.
Every morning I wake up when my sister closes the door with a sound of a reactive plane starting. Yes, she does hate to see me staying in the bed at 8 a.m. The new bed we bought and built (my engineering skills were utilized successfully finally) is so big and nice that I miss my own Finnish one a bit less every day.
The first thing to do in the morning is to kick Chiquita out of the bed, or she'll kiss you to death. The second thing is to grab a TV remote from the floor and press just one button. Hurray to the perfect cartoon world!
What was I about to say, anyways. Yep, batman.
Not only ideally shaped, with a perfect voice and actually an intellectual side, he is probably the most boring person i've ever met on TV.
Would you, please, be so nice and make a mistake, just a single one, once in a while? May be the world is not so much worth an effort anyways. Z-z-z-z.
The Joker: And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!
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Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman: He's psychotic.
Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.
Batman: What people?
Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
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